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When do you give up on a bonk?

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    #11
    I give up when she presses the big red button on the wall and the bouncers come barging into the room.
    Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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      #12
      1997...
      Blog? What blog...?

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

        OK its a parody thread.

        When NLYUK falls asleep?
        When SAS comes home?
        Just before the condom catches fire?
        Hell I'm on AndyW's mum I always finish
        You mean you get started while she is actually awake??! Lucky bastard.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          You mean you get started while she is actually awake??! Lucky bastard.
          I'm THAT good
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            when she wakes up.
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #16
              Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
              when she wakes up.


              I was going so post that.

              When the Rhyponol wears off.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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