I give up when she presses the big red button on the wall and the bouncers come barging into the room.
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When do you give up on a bonk?
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You mean you get started while she is actually awake??! Lucky bastard.Originally posted by vetran View PostSo you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?
OK its a parody thread.
When NLYUK falls asleep?
When SAS comes home?
Just before the condom catches fire?
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I'm THAT goodOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostYou mean you get started while she is actually awake??! Lucky bastard.
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postwhen she wakes up.
I was going so post that.
When the Rhyponol wears off.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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