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Previously on "When do you give up on a bonk?"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    when she wakes up.


    I was going so post that.

    When the Rhyponol wears off.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    when she wakes up.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You mean you get started while she is actually awake??! Lucky bastard.
    I'm THAT good

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

    OK its a parody thread.

    When NLYUK falls asleep?
    When SAS comes home?
    Just before the condom catches fire?
    Hell I'm on AndyW's mum I always finish
    You mean you get started while she is actually awake??! Lucky bastard.

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  • malvolio
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    1997...

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  • kingcook
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    I give up when she presses the big red button on the wall and the bouncers come barging into the room.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Sorry but
    That's allright EEK you have already satisfied me totally this morning

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  • zoco
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    When I start to get a dent in me bonnet
    Last edited by zoco; 12 July 2013, 09:53.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I am not and I claim my free Rep!
    Sorry but

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to vetran again.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Alias View Post
    You are MF and I claim my £5...
    I am not and I claim my free Rep!

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  • Alias
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

    OK its a parody thread.

    When NLYUK falls asleep?
    When SAS comes home?
    Just before the condom catches fire?
    Hell I'm on AndyW's mum I always finish
    You are MF and I claim my £5...

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

    OK its a parody thread.

    When NLYUK falls asleep?
    When SAS comes home?
    Just before the condom catches fire?
    Hell I'm on AndyW's mum I always finish
    When I am done, if she is still left wanting that's her problem not mine

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  • Paddy
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    After taking a blue pill and it is still limp

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  • KentPhilip
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    In my case: when she starts hoovering.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    So you have been at it for hours but it isn't happening, when do you admit defeat?

    OK its a parody thread.
    Usually when the fat lady sings

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