Why do spiders love gas meters?

[Uncle Albert]

[xoggoth]

squished it with a shudder

You bastard d000000000000000000000000000gh! I am not even talking to you.

[d000hg]

It was quick and painless, and he was in my property so it is OK.

[SueEllen]

It was quick and painless, and he was in my property so it is OK.

When your house is infested with flies and wasps you wish you left that spider alone.

Anyway it doesn't matter - every time you sleep a spider walks across your face.

[mudskipper]

When your house is infested with flies and wasps you wish you left that spider alone.

Anyway it doesn't matter - every time you sleep a spider walks across your face.

The average person eats 8 spiders a year whilst sleeping.

[d000hg]

When your house is infested with flies and wasps you wish you left that spider alone.

I don't know how a spider in the gas meter is going to stop that. Also.. bug spray.

Anyway it doesn't matter - every time you sleep a spider walks across your face.

No you're mixing up your facts, every time YOU sleep a strange man comes into your house and teabags you.

[NotAllThere]

The average person eats 8 spiders a year whilst sleeping.

Urban myth.