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Previously on "Why do spiders love gas meters?"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    The average person eats 8 spiders a year whilst sleeping.
    Urban myth.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    When your house is infested with flies and wasps you wish you left that spider alone.
    I don't know how a spider in the gas meter is going to stop that. Also.. bug spray.

    Anyway it doesn't matter - every time you sleep a spider walks across your face.
    No you're mixing up your facts, every time YOU sleep a strange man comes into your house and teabags you.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    When your house is infested with flies and wasps you wish you left that spider alone.

    Anyway it doesn't matter - every time you sleep a spider walks across your face.
    The average person eats 8 spiders a year whilst sleeping.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It was quick and painless, and he was in my property so it is OK.
    When your house is infested with flies and wasps you wish you left that spider alone.

    Anyway it doesn't matter - every time you sleep a spider walks across your face.

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  • d000hg
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    It was quick and painless, and he was in my property so it is OK.

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  • xoggoth
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    squished it with a shudder
    You bastard d000000000000000000000000000gh! I am not even talking to you.

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  • Uncle Albert
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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    And why do housespiders make those really thick webs? They always spin them in places that seem unlikely to catch anything, like underneath things and in corners and crevices. Great for scaring people



    HTH


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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    They get high on the gas smell. Why not stick your head in the oven for a while and see if it works for humans?
    I sense the anger of a spider-lover.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Ah, been watching the German channel on YouPorn again?
    Great tip!!

    At least that's what Mrs Mac said

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    That was the CurryWurst "repeating" on her
    Ah, been watching the German channel on YouPorn again?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No thanks, I could smell them on Mrs Mac last night.
    That was the CurryWurst "repeating" on her

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    He's a simple child (look at the genes)
    No thanks, I could smell them on Mrs Mac last night.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I still can't get my head around someone calling a gas meter 'one of God's creatures'.
    He's a simple child (look at the genes), watching WALL-E got him confused.

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