Why do spiders love gas meters?

[suityou01]

I still can't get my head around someone calling a gas meter 'one of God's creatures'.

Doogie squished the gas meter

Now that would invalidate your insurance

[Mich the Tester]

Doogie squished the gas meter

Now that would invalidate your insurance

It's to be hoped he bled the radiators first.

[d000hg]

I still can't get my head around someone calling a gas meter 'one of God's creatures'.

He's a simple child (look at the genes), watching WALL-E got him confused.

[Mich the Tester]

He's a simple child (look at the genes)

No thanks, I could smell them on Mrs Mac last night.

[suityou01]

No thanks, I could smell them on Mrs Mac last night.

That was the CurryWurst "repeating" on her

[darmstadt]

That was the CurryWurst "repeating" on her

Ah, been watching the German channel on YouPorn again?

[suityou01]

Ah, been watching the German channel on YouPorn again?

Great tip!!

At least that's what Mrs Mac said

[NotAllThere]

They get high on the gas smell. Why not stick your head in the oven for a while and see if it works for humans?

I sense the anger of a spider-lover.

[shaunbhoy]

And why do housespiders make those really thick webs? They always spin them in places that seem unlikely to catch anything, like underneath things and in corners and crevices. Great for scaring people

HTH

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