Is calling her a "leaching cancerous b*tch" going a bit too far? Dating hell

[vetran]

true story, a friend's ex has just come back from China he is a podgy 50+ guy, apparently he is dating a 20ish year old Chinese girl and hasn't quite connected this age difference with his English passport.

[Mich the Tester]

This is begging for a parody thread from herpoint of view, i wish i was witty enough to write one

That's a job for the laydees.

MP?

CM?

Norrahe?

AP?

[SueEllen]

true story, a friend's ex has just come back from China he is a podgy 50+ guy, apparently he is dating a 20ish year old Chinese girl and hasn't quite connected this age difference with his English passport.

Luckily for him when she gets over here and gets her British passport she will divorce him for someone richer - after having a kid and taking all his money.

[DimPrawn]

I thought the same; who would actually CALL someone who'd done a runner from them?!

I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again.

Just PM me next time.

[formant]

"I thought the same; who would actually CALL someone who'd done a runner from them?!"

WSS.

"I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again."

People are usually online dating for a reason, you know, the 'can't find anyone in real life' kind of reason.
(I met my other half online, but not really through online "dating". More like online-being-a-tit-wanting-to-find-an-extramarital-affair. Didn't pan out that way, ended up liking each other too much and realising we're not actually cut out for this sort of thing, so left our respective partners within a couple of weeks and lived happily ever after).

[d000hg]

He's 43, or 44, or 45, depending on which post. Might I suggest that OP starts by checking the '30 to 45' box on the dating site search engine?

Here's a simple test for a 40-plus man who's going on a date with a 21 year old laydee. Answer these two questions;

A; do I have Daniel Craig's physique?
B; do I have Mohammed Al-Fayed's money?

If you can answer 'yes' to one of these questions, you might stand a chance.

Daniel Craig's money would probably suffice.

He's got Al-Fayed's physique if that's any help/

[Old Greg]

"I thought the same; who would actually CALL someone who'd done a runner from them?!"

WSS.

"I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again."

People are usually online dating for a reason, you know, the 'can't find anyone in real life' kind of reason.
(I met my other half online, but not really through online "dating". More like online-being-a-tit-wanting-to-find-an-extramarital-affair. Didn't pan out that way, ended up liking each other too much and realising we're not actually cut out for this sort of thing, so left our respective partners within a couple of weeks and lived happily ever after).

She told me all about it - it's a sweet story.

[vetran]

Luckily for him when she gets over here and gets her British passport she will divorce him for someone richer - after having a kid and taking all his money.

would have thought after the first few marriages he would have sussed it.

[KentPhilip]

"I thought the same; who would actually CALL someone who'd done a runner from them?!"

WSS.

"I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again."

People are usually online dating for a reason, you know, the 'can't find anyone in real life' kind of reason.
(I met my other half online, but not really through online "dating". More like online-being-a-tit-wanting-to-find-an-extramarital-affair. Didn't pan out that way, ended up liking each other too much and realising we're not actually cut out for this sort of thing, so left our respective partners within a couple of weeks and lived happily ever after).

Congratulations

[doodab]

She ran a mile because you are a dirty old man. You shouldn't be dating anyone under 28-29 years old at your age. Preserve your dignity and your cash and go to a prostitute, it's the only way you're going to get laid.