Is calling her a "leaching cancerous b*tch" going a bit too far? Dating hell

[Old Greg]

She ran a mile because you are a dirty old man. You shouldn't be dating anyone under 28-29 years old at your age. Preserve your dignity and your cash and go to a prostitute, it's the only way you're going to get laid.

Or hire a mentally ill cleaner.

[KentPhilip]

She ran a mile because you are a dirty old man. You shouldn't be dating anyone under 28-29 years old at your age. Preserve your dignity and your cash and go to a prostitute, it's the only way you're going to get laid.

Nonsense
She knew my age from my online profile before we met, so it obviously wasn't a problem (in principle) for her.

I am reminded of Hugh Heffner when he met a 19-year-old actress out on a date. She said: "I've never dated anyone over the age of 24." Hugh responded with, “That's okay, neither have I."

[doodab]

Nonsense
She knew my age from my online profile before we met, so it obviously wasn't a problem (in principle) for her.

maybe you were her first senior dating experience and she'll never do it again..

[Spacecadet]

maybe you were her first senior dating experience and she'll never do it again..

Or it wasn't her first and she expected better

[Old Greg]

Or it wasn't her first and she expected better

Or she is stupid but not that stupid.

[MarillionFan]

This just in, KentPhilip spotted on the streets of Oxford impressing his date early yesterday evening.

[Mich the Tester]

This just in, KentPhilip spotted on the streets of Oxford impressing his date early yesterday evening.

She's got a nice box for his highly polished helmet.

[KentPhilip]

This just in, KentPhilip spotted on the streets of Oxford impressing his date early yesterday evening.

Can't be me - too well dressed (the bloke I mean)

But to be fair the bird did look a little resemblant to the one wot I dated

Cue a pun: " and she never -spoke- to me again.."

[Mich the Tester]

But to be fair the bird did look a little resemblant to the one wot I dated

Bored and glum?

[MaryPoppins]

"I thought the same; who would actually CALL someone who'd done a runner from them?!"

WSS.

"I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again."

People are usually online dating for a reason, you know, the 'can't find anyone in real life' kind of reason.
(I met my other half online, but not really through online "dating". More like online-being-a-tit-wanting-to-find-an-extramarital-affair. Didn't pan out that way, ended up liking each other too much and realising we're not actually cut out for this sort of thing, so left our respective partners within a couple of weeks and lived happily ever after).

Not totally sure I agree with that, but I struggle with the 'forced' feel.

But er, sweet story about how you met your OH. I think.