Originally posted by doodab
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Is calling her a "leaching cancerous b*tch" going a bit too far? Dating hell
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Originally posted by doodab View PostShe ran a mile because you are a dirty old man. You shouldn't be dating anyone under 28-29 years old at your age. Preserve your dignity and your cash and go to a prostitute, it's the only way you're going to get laid.
She knew my age from my online profile before we met, so it obviously wasn't a problem (in principle) for her.
I am reminded of Hugh Heffner when he met a 19-year-old actress out on a date. She said: "I've never dated anyone over the age of 24." Hugh responded with, “That's okay, neither have I."Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostNonsense
She knew my age from my online profile before we met, so it obviously wasn't a problem (in principle) for her.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View Postmaybe you were her first senior dating experience and she'll never do it again..Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostOr it wasn't her first and she expected betterComment
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This just in, KentPhilip spotted on the streets of Oxford impressing his date early yesterday evening.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThis just in, KentPhilip spotted on the streets of Oxford impressing his date early yesterday evening.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThis just in, KentPhilip spotted on the streets of Oxford impressing his date early yesterday evening.
But to be fair the bird did look a little resemblant to the one wot I dated
Cue a pun: " and she never -spoke- to me again.."Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostBut to be fair the bird did look a little resemblant to the one wot I datedAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by formant View Post"I thought the same; who would actually CALL someone who'd done a runner from them?!"
WSS.
"I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again."
People are usually online dating for a reason, you know, the 'can't find anyone in real life' kind of reason.
(I met my other half online, but not really through online "dating". More like online-being-a-tit-wanting-to-find-an-extramarital-affair. Didn't pan out that way, ended up liking each other too much and realising we're not actually cut out for this sort of thing, so left our respective partners within a couple of weeks and lived happily ever after).
But er, sweet story about how you met your OH. I think.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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