Is calling her a "leaching cancerous b*tch" going a bit too far? Dating hell

[MaryPoppins]

He's still failing to put his cockie about though.

True. I think the username is misspelt, too.

[Old Greg]

Which forum member is so pathetic that even their sock puppet can't get laid?

Shall we start by excluding those that aren't so pathetic, and then narrow it down from there?

[Mich the Tester]

He's 43, or 44, or 45, depending on which post. Might I suggest that OP starts by checking the '30 to 45' box on the dating site search engine?

Here's a simple test for a 40-plus man who's going on a date with a 21 year old laydee. Answer these two questions;

A; do I have Daniel Craig's physique?
B; do I have Mohammed Al-Fayed's money?

If you can answer 'yes' to one of these questions, you might stand a chance.

[mudskipper]

You were 43 in February 2012. How does that work?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-should-i.html

Early onset dementia.

[Old Greg]

He's 43, or 44, or 45, depending on which post. Might I suggest that OP starts by checking the '30 to 45' box on the dating site search engine?

Here's a simple test for a 40-plus man who's going on a date with a 21 year old laydee. Answer these two questions;

A; do I have Daniel Craig's physique?
B; do I have Mohammed Al-Fayed's money?

If you can answer 'yes' to one of these questions, you might stand a chance.

He's got Al-Fayed's physique if that's any help/

[Ketchup]

He's 43, or 44, or 45, depending on which post. Might I suggest that OP starts by checking the '30 to 45' box on the dating site search engine?

Here's a simple test for a 40-plus man who's going on a date with a 21 year old laydee. Answer these two questions;

A; do I have Daniel Craig's physique?
B; do I have Mohammed Al-Fayed's money?

If you can answer 'yes' to one of these questions, you might stand a chance.

I have Al-Fayed's physique, does that count?

[MaryPoppins]

Snap. Now link pinkies and make a wish.

[Gibbon]

Near the end of the meal I went to the loo, but when I got back she was gone. Huh?

So I called her and asked what was up

There was a big fat clue and you still went and got done again!

Personally don't like internet dating, did it a bit between wives very time consuming and tedious. Far better to actually go out and chat someone up, then at least you know instantly whether there's any attraction and there's something more exciting about
it with the crash and burn and then that great feeling when you actually get a bite.

[SimonMac]

Early onset dementia.

Either that or early onset dementia

[Mich the Tester]

Either that or early onset dementia

Either that or early onset dementia.