Is calling her a "leaching cancerous b*tch" going a bit too far? Dating hell

[MaryPoppins]

There was a big fat clue and you still went and got done again!

Personally don't like internet dating, did it a bit between wives very time consuming and tedious. Far better to actually go out and chat someone up, then at least you know instantly whether there's any attraction and there's something more exciting about
it with the crash and burn and then that great feeling when you actually get a bite.

I thought the same; who would actually CALL someone who'd done a runner from them?!

I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again.

[Spacecadet]

He's 43, or 44, or 45, depending on which post. Might I suggest that OP starts by checking the '30 to 45' box on the dating site search engine?

Here's a simple test for a 40-plus man who's going on a date with a 21 year old laydee. Answer these two questions;

A; do I have Daniel Craig's physique?
B; do I have Mohammed Al-Fayed's money?

If you can answer 'yes' to one of these questions, you might stand a chance.

This may come as a surprise but some women are attracted to things apart from looks and money. They aren't all that shallow

[KentPhilip]

You were 43 in February 2012. How does that work?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-should-i.html

Aah FFS OK well 43 is just a rough estimate.
Being as this is the internet I like to feed a little misinformation without changing the substantive story, just to foil anyone who might seek to find my true identity through their googlies.

I'm 42.

[Mich the Tester]

I am not a fan of internet dating either - won't do it again.

Not since some middle aged geek bought you a G&T and a packet of fags and thought it would get him into your knickers.

[MaryPoppins]

Aah FFS OK well 43 is just a rough estimate.
Being as this is the internet I like to feed a little misinformation without changing the substantive story, just to foil anyone who might seek to find my true identity through their googlies.

I'm 42.

Who the crap is going to be sad enough to want to do that?

[Mich the Tester]

This may come as a surprise but some women are attracted to things apart from looks and money. They aren't all that shallow

Yes, the poor, ugly ones.

[MaryPoppins]

Not since some middle aged geek bought you a G&T and a packet of fags and thought it would get him into your knickers.

I don't drink gin.





Or wear knickers.

[Mich the Tester]

I don't drink gin.

Well that explains why he didn't get laid.

[vetran]

This may come as a surprise but some women are attracted to things apart from looks and money. They aren't all that shallow

yeah but we marry those, he is just after a shag

[Ketchup]

This is begging for a parody thread from herpoint of view, i wish i was witty enough to write one