You have to feed goats? I thought they ate whatever was within reach.
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nice.Originally posted by Old HackOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Very nice, look forward to the day when "Old Hack's Goat Cheese" hits the market.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Don't get a cockerel.
Oh and congratulations, brilliant.Comment
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Dence: Who posted the original I was responding too?Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Milan benes perhaps?
My, the hatred is acutely distressing coming from a christian
Keep pretending I am on ignore
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Yes they do, but they both died. I've no idea why....like when the chickens died also.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Looking back on it I was a rubbish farmer, mainly because I don't really like animals, unless its eating them.
When it got time to do the bullocks, we were told by the vet that we should really have something to put them in as they tend to get somewhat annoyed. We didn't but we did have a burst pipe in the house that day and my mum roped in the 2 plumbers. We basically pinned the animals against a wall while the vet used some pliers with very long handles to put a small ring of steel tightly around the top of their nuts. They wouldn't come near us for weeks after that day. One of them collapsed when we did him!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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that has bought a tear to my eye.Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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That bought a tear to your eye;
I had a vasectomy 3 weeks ago. I was sagely advised it was a scalpel free technique which would take 15 minutes at most. Ok, the injections were interesting but then, well, due to a lifetime of playing cricket, and, as the surgeon said, taking a large amount of trauma to the testicles, my vas deferens was firmly connected to my left testicle, so out came the scalpel to separate the two, and after, and I am not joking, 50 minutes of agony, where I was at times literally wailing, the pain subsided enough for me to whimper ‘is that it’, to which he replied, no, we have to do the right one too. Obviously, seeing me collapse into a ball shuddering with weak cries, he said, you can come back for that one if you want. Thinking, there’s no way I could possibly come back knowing how much pain I was going to be in, rendering the whole stupid charade pointless, I said no, might as well finish the job. A 15 minute ‘procedure’ turned into a 1,5 hour operation, performed under local +gas. I wept the whole way home, and had to lie in bed for a week. It still hurts like fook.
I am not too sure I have spoken civilly to my wife since...Comment
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My Dad talks fondly about his time as a lad growing up on a farm and having to do this. It's very funny, and I can imagine the look on the plumbers faces as they were askedOriginally posted by BoredBloke View Post
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Just what I was thinking. Are you selling time with pigs? (female obviously)What kind of farm animals you have there?bloggoth
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