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    #71
    Top thread. From buying a farm to vasectomies.

    Good darts.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #72
      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
      Top thread. From buying a farm to vasectomies.

      Good darts.

      qh
      Bullocks to Bollocks in 72 posts.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #73
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Bullocks to Bollocks in 72 posts.
        In all fairness, the Bullocks to Bollocks was one post. It was the Bullocks bollocks, but still. The point stands

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          #74
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          Dence: Who posted the original I was responding too?

          Milan benes perhaps?

          My, the hatred is acutely distressing coming from a christian

          Keep pretending I am on ignore


          OH,

          have you been in the same ward as MF ?

          Milan.

          p.s. once you've signed tell us the acreage and quality of the ground and number of out buildings and we can guess the price

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            #75
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            In all fairness, the Bullocks to Bollocks was one post. It was the Bullocks bollocks, but still. The point stands
            you should get rid of them or you might get the IR on your back for MOO






            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #76
              Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
              OH,

              have you been in the same ward as MF ?

              Milan.

              p.s. once you've signed tell us the acreage and quality of the ground and number of out buildings and we can guess the price
              You have him on ignore too?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #77
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                You have him on ignore too?

                D000hg,

                I haven't got anyone on ignore so I'm confused by the whole conversation

                So, who's ignoring who and why ?

                Milan.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  OH,

                  have you been in the same ward as MF ?

                  Milan.

                  p.s. once you've signed tell us the acreage and quality of the ground and number of out buildings and we can guess the price
                  I said I am not going to spill the 'benes' and jesus boy thought I made a spelling mistake the fool

                  Now he's trying to suggest he's got me on ignore, despite responding to my posts.

                  He's a full blown dickwad; I'd even bet his invisible friend is embarrassed by him

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                    #79
                    ok I see, doh


                    reminder to self: must try to get with the programme

                    anyway OH, what's the scores on the doors

                    # of acres

                    # % of each grade of land, arable, grazing, woodland, etc

                    # of our buildings and the condition

                    # any quota's

                    # potential for dole handouts, I mean, sorry, CAP payments

                    etc


                    Milan.

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                      #80
                      Keeping schtum for now. I will tell you 12 acres, mostly grazing (although currently free range chooks) but about a coppice worth of woodland, which I'll convert to willow once moved in.

                      You can see the sea from one part of the land.

                      No idea on handouts as yet, but will look into it.

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