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Did you learn about irony as part of your media studies course?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Are you sure he is not talking about ironing? Irony is well beyond Proggy's comprehension levels.Originally posted by doodab View PostDid you learn about irony as part of your media studies course?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Leap years and simple maths is beyond yoursOriginally posted by eek View PostAre you sure he is not talking about ironing? Irony is well beyond Proggy's comprehension levels.
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Yeah you already used that line, try rubbing those 2 braincells of yours together and thing of something new.Originally posted by doodab View PostDid you learn about irony as part of your media studies course?
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I've had plenty of relationships with women, ranging from a few hoursOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostCan we assume that you are another Geek that has difficulty "forming relationships" with women?
through to several years. I also have offspring to prove it.
Well outside IR35. At least until the next set of rule changes.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostOr IR35 caught. Or possibly both.
Not divorced as thankfully never married. Still taken to the cleaners though.Originally posted by proggy View PostOr been divorced and taken to the cleaners.
WHS+. And half of them end in divorce anyway. And why people get tax breaks for doing it is absolutely beyond me.Originally posted by Ketchup View PostI don't really understand the point of marriage to be honest. If a couple need a piece of paper to show their commitment then its a bit pathetic.Comment
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Are there tax breaks for 'doing it'? Wait, must phone Lady Tester. Might rush home for a quickie.Originally posted by GB9 View Post... why people get tax breaks for doing it is absolutely beyond me.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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what tax breaks?Originally posted by GB9 View Post
WHS+. And half of them end in divorce anyway. And why people get tax breaks for doing it is absolutely beyond me.
I get to take on the wife's financial risk but can't use her tax allowance if she isn't working. I will get less benefits if I'm out of work and my wife works.Comment
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Why not push it the whole way and let you marry your pets and inanimate objects so you cover everything in one fell swoop? Everyone would be happy then surely?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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and polygamous marriages after all if 3 consenting adults love each other who are we to deny them the happiness of marriage?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWhy not push it the whole way and let you marry your pets and inanimate objects so you cover everything in one fell swoop? Everyone would be happy then surely?Coffee's for closersComment
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