Dear Nandos

[Old Hack]

I went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).

After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.

It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.

I had a dish once, cannot remember what it was called, back in the 80's, the hottest dish they had, a phal maybe? Oh, and I was very drunk. Big mistake, for I ordered one sober, on the, absolutely incorrect, memory, that it was loverly. I still believe it took parts of me with it.

[Bunk]

My favourite is the Lamb/Beef/Horse Bhuna

BBC News - Wrong meat in curries in Scotland is 'widespread practice'

I'm partial to Springbok Bhuna

[proggy]

What's the point of phoning in a takeaway order if you're going to wait till I get there before you start cooking it?

In case you don't turn up, then there left with wasted chicken.

[proggy]

I went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).

After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.

It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.

And he jizzed in it?

[Spacecadet]

In case you don't turn up, then there left with wasted chicken.

where?

[hyperD]

I'm partial to Springbok Bhuna

Was the best curry dish I've tasted Bunk! You won that round!

[proggy]

where?

To Nandos?

[MyUserName]

And he jizzed in it?

If your jizz would turn a hot curry into a super hot super spicy one then you need to see a doctor.

[proggy]

If your jizz would turn a hot curry into a super hot super spicy one then you need to see a doctor.

Never tasted Jizz so it could be hot for a ll I know, so your sure it isn't? hmmmmmm

[DodgyAgent]

I ordered SAS guru 500 pizzas to be delivered to his door (and paid for) I am expecting his CV to appear in my email box tomorrow morning begging for work