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Pretty sure, more than one girl has mentioned to me that mine is quite salty, I assume that that is fairly standard.Originally posted by proggy View PostNever tasted Jizz so it could be hot for a ll I know, so your sure it isn't? hmmmmmm
If you ever receive oral pleasure then you can ask whomever gave it to you about the taste, I am not sure whether they would charge extra for that though.
Or, you could try pouring hot chilli sauce into your penis and seeing whether it is a recognisable feeling?
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I ordered SAS guru 500 pizzas to be delivered to his door (and paid for) I am expecting his CV to appear in my email box tomorrow morning begging for work
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If your jizz would turn a hot curry into a super hot super spicy one then you need to see a doctor.Originally posted by proggy View PostAnd he jizzed in it?
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where?Originally posted by proggy View PostIn case you don't turn up, then there left with wasted chicken.
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And he jizzed in it?Originally posted by MyUserName View PostI went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).
After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.
It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.
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I'm partial to Springbok BhunaOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostMy favourite is the Lamb/Beef/Horse Bhuna
BBC News - Wrong meat in curries in Scotland is 'widespread practice'
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I had a dish once, cannot remember what it was called, back in the 80's, the hottest dish they had, a phal maybe? Oh, and I was very drunk. Big mistake, for I ordered one sober, on the, absolutely incorrect, memory, that it was loverly. I still believe it took parts of me with it.Originally posted by MyUserName View PostI went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).
After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.
It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.
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I went to my favorite Indian restaurant last year and ordered my usual which is their hottest dish (a Naga). The waiter (new fella) cautioned me, explaining it was very spicey but I reassured him that I had had it several times and it would be fine. All of the meals came out and I tasted mine and felt like I was being choked. It was far hotter than normal (although it still tasted great).
After having repeatedly reassured the waiter I would be fine I decided there was no way I was not eating it so I forced myself to finish all of the (admittedly delicious) meal, by the end my lower jaw had literally gone numb.
It turns out that they had just hired a new chef.
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