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Pretty sure, more than one girl has mentioned to me that mine is quite salty, I assume that that is fairly standard.Originally posted by proggy View PostNever tasted Jizz so it could be hot for a ll I know, so your sure it isn't? hmmmmmm
If you ever receive oral pleasure then you can ask whomever gave it to you about the taste, I am not sure whether they would charge extra for that though.
Or, you could try pouring hot chilli sauce into your penis and seeing whether it is a recognisable feeling?Comment
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That's only half his daily rate...Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI ordered SAS guru 500 pizzas to be delivered to his door (and paid for) I am expecting his CV to appear in my email box tomorrow morning begging for work
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