Not sure if this one is a] something I should admit or b] something that only applies to ladies: when you wear the same trousers 2 days on the trot and halfway through the second day, find yesterdays knickers bunched up near your ankles.
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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This ^^Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSometimes I actually do that on purpose, payback for all the times I have innocently held a door open and some PMT ridden bitch has accused me of of being chauvinistic, when its simply good manners instilled upon me
On my first day of my first ever contract, I held a door open for a bint who gave me a look and said "Do you think I'm incapable of getting the door myself ??".
A couple of weeks later, I saw the same bint approaching, rushed to beat her to the door and held it for her, saying, "I know you are my equal, but would you mind very much if I held the door for you ?"When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I thought this was going to be a thread about underdeveloped coxes.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Must only apply to the ladies. If it was a bloke it might be 'last weeks' knickers, but never 'yesterdays'Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure if this one is 1] something I should admit or b] something that only applies to ladies: when you wear the same trousers 2 days on the trot and halfway through the second day, find yesterdays knickers bunched up near your ankles.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Ladies only, we men will wear the same pants just inside out the next dayOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure if this one is a] something I should admit or b] something that only applies to ladies: when you wear the same trousers 2 days on the trot and halfway through the second day, find yesterdays knickers bunched up near your ankles.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Come off it. This actually happens?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThis ^^
On my first day of my first ever contract, I held a door open for a bint who gave me a look and said "Do you think I'm incapable of getting the door myself ??".Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yeah, if it is a pull door then I like to swing it shut on them as they walk through it. It you are good you can time it so the door hits them in the face as they are saying 'thanks'.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSometimes I actually do that on purpose, payback for all the times I have innocently held a door open and some PMT ridden bitch has accused me of of being chauvinistic, when its simply good manners instilled upon meComment
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I do it because I am a gentleman not in the misplaced belief you are a lady, maam.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSometimes I actually do that on purpose, payback for all the times I have innocently held a door open and some PMT ridden bitch has accused me of of being chauvinistic, when its simply good manners instilled upon me
should bunch their knickers.Comment
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Alas it does, most times I just shrug it off, as others have said I do it because its what I should do, be it holding the door open for a man, woman or dog.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCome off it. This actually happens?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Struggling to imagine how a second day wearing the same knickers can affect how far they droop, unless perhaps you mean two days' continuous wear.
A more detailed explanation, with pictures, would definitely help.
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