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Life's little annoyances...
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New irritation:
My wife's ability to keep destroying her mobile phone.
This weekend she managed to drop it down the toilet, and then piss on it.
So she's off to the apple store today.Comment
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Is this the one who's mum is on benefits or was that another poster?Originally posted by rhubarb View PostThis weekend she managed to drop it down the toilet, and then piss on it.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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have you stopped laughing yet?Originally posted by rhubarb View PostNew irritation:
My wife's ability to keep destroying her mobile phone.
This weekend she managed to drop it down the toilet, and then piss on it.
So she's off to the apple store today.
My Missus did that three years later i was still laughing, she calls me clumsy!Comment
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I am 6'5" and on the portly side, I have been known to knock someone flat on their arse who tried to do thisOriginally posted by d000hg View PostPeople who try to get onto the train while passengers are still getting off.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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That is indeed her mum.Originally posted by doodab View PostIs this the one who's mum is on benefits or was that another poster?Comment
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Apparently, after having children, when you need to go, you need to go. And the fact your phone is directly in the line of fire makes no difference.Originally posted by vetran View Posthave you stopped laughing yet?
My Missus did that three years later i was still laughing, she calls me clumsy!Comment
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Would I be correct in thinking she wanted an iPhone and you bought her something else?Originally posted by rhubarb View PostApparently, after having children, when you need to go, you need to go. And the fact your phone is directly in the line of fire makes no difference.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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No she had an iphone 5 already.Originally posted by doodab View PostWould I be correct in thinking she wanted an iPhone and you bought her something else?
Most irritating part is, it already had a fault which she was going to the Apple Store for anyway, and hopefully they would have replaced it free of charge.
Now, given its water/piss logged, we'll have to pay for a replacement as the thing wont even startup anymore.Comment
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