Add school kids and females who start their Friday night out early on the trains! Grab a seat in the cattle class with a table, and start yapping furiously for hours. Headphones are indispensable on public transport. Period.
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+1. I admit that I am one of those people who stand on tubes right near the doors because I have memorised the exits on the station I get off at. That way, I minimise the lag between getting off the underground and boarding the FGW train. Consequently, I get a chance to bypass all those idiots who start climbing on the escalator and then just give-up, choking everyone behind them. It's surprising how much time you can save, just by boarding correct carriages near exits etc. then again you will have stupid people who get off carriages and just stand there confused about where to go! I have literally run over a couple of them due to not expecting them to just stand there.. LolOriginally posted by Advocate View PostOr rush off the carriage then immediately stop to fiddle with the handle of their stupidly small bag on wheels! Bloody carry it!
Sent from my tweeting foot massager.I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.Comment
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women who use four letter words
like don't, can't and won't
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Beer?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwomen who use four letter words
like don't, can't and won't
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An opportunity to not give a ****! Take yer time, show them who's boss!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
- When people hold a door open when I'm still quite far away from the door, forcing me to break into that stupid trot - then thank them for it. There should be some sort of legal minimum for door holder opening.Comment
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Very American thing, and ridiculous when a uk sub of a US firm catches it.Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostPeople starting sentences with "So".
I only noticed it a few months ago, and now I can't stop hearing it.Comment
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Being told not to argue to 'keep the peace' as my boned headed in laws explain to me how science is wrong and the world is 6000 years old.
Various people who tell my 4 year old that their religion is a fact and try to scare her with stories of hell if she does not agree.Comment
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Fore play?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwomen who use four letter words
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