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The facilities staff where I work have found the solution - anything left on the sink, clean or dirty, goes in the bin. -
Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostPeople who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!
Or those who replace the bog roll or paper towels and stuff them in so tight that you can't get any out.....and when you do you end up with abut a quarter of the total contents!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Customer Services "We're sorry you feel that way.""A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Is that a Fast Show reference?Originally posted by stek View PostIt's since they banned wanking in the office, now we ******* have to hide away and wankOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Big Train!Originally posted by d000hg View PostIs that a Fast Show reference?Comment
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