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Life's little annoyances...

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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I've been know to answer a sly text in the cinema, but last night someone actually took a call while the film was on, rather than quietly hush the phone he took the call and started chatting away for a minute or so until I hurled my coffee cup at him, alas it was empty but he got the message.
    People who throw stuff at you in the cinema
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      ClientCo or Home? If home I would sack the cleaner.

      But yeah I have been at places where the facilities staff have to chase round, yes my time is much more valuable than most, doesn't mean I can't take two mins washing up my cup or putting it in the dishwasher.
      At clientco

      I don't care so much if they wash it or not, just don't leave it in the way!
      Coffee's for closers

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        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        People who throw stuff at you in the cinema
        Crucifixes?
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          ClientCo or Home? If home I would sack the cleaner.
          That's Kent Phillip's job.


          same here, how come they are so special I have to stare at their dirty plates in the sink?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            The Samsung whistle
            Coffee's for closers

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              People who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                Life's little annoyances...

                Clientco bog roll holders that only give you one sheet at a time unless u stick your hand up it and pull forty down and then it takes ten minutes to find the end (of the bogroll not one's bellend dripping with jizz)

                Thank god for smartphones, 3G, Internet porn and mute buttons

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                  People who in public/work toilets

                  People who think it's acceptable to talk about their habits
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    Life's little annoyances...

                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    People who in public/work toilets

                    People who think it's acceptable to talk about their habits
                    It's since they banned wanking in the office, now we ******* have to hide away and wank

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                      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                      People who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!
                      WOHS
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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