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Life's little annoyances...
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People who throw stuff at you in the cinemaOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
At clientcoOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostClientCo or Home? If home I would sack the cleaner.
But yeah I have been at places where the facilities staff have to chase round, yes my time is much more valuable than most, doesn't mean I can't take two mins washing up my cup or putting it in the dishwasher.
I don't care so much if they wash it or not, just don't leave it in the way!Coffee's for closersComment
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Crucifixes?Originally posted by d000hg View PostPeople who throw stuff at you in the cinema
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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That's Kent Phillip's job.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostClientCo or Home? If home I would sack the cleaner.
same here, how come they are so special I have to stare at their dirty plates in the sink?Comment
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People who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!
Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Clientco bog roll holders that only give you one sheet at a time unless u stick your hand up it and pull forty down and then it takes ten minutes to find the end (of the bogroll not one's bellend dripping with jizz)
Thank god for smartphones, 3G, Internet porn and mute buttonsComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It's since they banned wanking in the office, now we ******* have to hide away and wankOriginally posted by d000hg View PostPeople who
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WOHSOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostPeople who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!
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