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Previously on "Life's little annoyances..."

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  • stek
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    Life's little annoyances...

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Is that a Fast Show reference?
    Big Train!

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    It's since they banned wanking in the office, now we ******* have to hide away and wank
    Is that a Fast Show reference?

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  • Paddy
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    Customer Services "We're sorry you feel that way."

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    People who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!

    Or those who replace the bog roll or paper towels and stuff them in so tight that you can't get any out.....and when you do you end up with abut a quarter of the total contents!

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ClientCo or Home? If home I would sack the cleaner.

    But yeah I have been at places where the facilities staff have to chase round, yes my time is much more valuable than most, doesn't mean I can't take two mins washing up my cup or putting it in the dishwasher.
    The facilities staff where I work have found the solution - anything left on the sink, clean or dirty, goes in the bin.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    People who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!
    WOHS

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  • stek
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    Life's little annoyances...

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    People who in public/work toilets

    People who think it's acceptable to talk about their habits
    It's since they banned wanking in the office, now we ******* have to hide away and wank

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  • d000hg
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    People who in public/work toilets

    People who think it's acceptable to talk about their habits

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  • stek
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    Life's little annoyances...

    Clientco bog roll holders that only give you one sheet at a time unless u stick your hand up it and pull forty down and then it takes ten minutes to find the end (of the bogroll not one's bellend dripping with jizz)

    Thank god for smartphones, 3G, Internet porn and mute buttons

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  • OwlHoot
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    People who replace loo rolls the wrong way round - The end is supposed to be on the outside!

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  • Spacecadet
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    The Samsung whistle

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ClientCo or Home? If home I would sack the cleaner.
    That's Kent Phillip's job.


    same here, how come they are so special I have to stare at their dirty plates in the sink?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    People who throw stuff at you in the cinema
    Crucifixes?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ClientCo or Home? If home I would sack the cleaner.

    But yeah I have been at places where the facilities staff have to chase round, yes my time is much more valuable than most, doesn't mean I can't take two mins washing up my cup or putting it in the dishwasher.
    At clientco

    I don't care so much if they wash it or not, just don't leave it in the way!

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I've been know to answer a sly text in the cinema, but last night someone actually took a call while the film was on, rather than quietly hush the phone he took the call and started chatting away for a minute or so until I hurled my coffee cup at him, alas it was empty but he got the message.
    People who throw stuff at you in the cinema

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