On the subject of phones - all these phone cases. So I have a phone that looks quite good and I'll put it in some w@nk looking case so that it stays looking good so that I get the most for it when I come to sell it....So for the whole time I own the thing it looks w@nk. But the person who gets it off me on the cheap gets a phone that looks nice!
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Life's little annoyances...
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostOn the subject of phones - all these phone cases. So I have a phone that looks quite good and I'll put it in some w@nk looking case so that it stays looking good so that I get the most for it when I come to sell it....So for the whole time I own the thing it looks w@nk. But the person who gets it off me on the cheap gets a phone that looks nice!
Generally though a screen protector is enough for me!Coffee's for closersComment
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Facebook requests because of sodding Candy Crush!!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Life's little annoyances...
Beggars on the street sat next to the cash machine guilt tripping you out.Comment
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Bog Trolls - those blokes who hand you a paper towel in the bogs and expect payment for something I could have done myself had he not been stood in the way!
Ipod/iphone headphines that are as loud outside the wearers head as they are inside, subjecting everybody to the tshhh tshhh sound!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostFacebook requests because of sodding Candy Crush!!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYou're facebook friends with a porn star?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Having to read through 14 pages of replies to this thread and finding I can't add anything new to what's already been said.
I agree with all of you.Comment
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Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostBog Trolls - those blokes who hand you a paper towel in the bogs and expect payment for something I could have done myself had he not been stood in the way!
It baffled the hell out of me when I first met one, I did not realise he worked there and it was some odd, gigantic bloke who was hanging around making small talk with people. When I went to wash my hands he sprayed me with aftershave, at that point I figured he worked there so I thanked him and walked off. He chased me and told me to come back in and then pointed at the tip tray next to him. I gave him a quid and I got to leave in peace.Comment
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reality TV 'stars' - famous for fook all and who earn a mint because of it.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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