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    #21
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Not sure if this one is a] something I should admit or b] something that only applies to ladies: when you wear the same trousers 2 days on the trot and halfway through the second day, find yesterdays knickers bunched up near your ankles.
    that happen if you wear Bridget Jones Big Knickers?


    Now I have a picture of MP as a girl who never knows where her knickers are!
    Last edited by vetran; 22 April 2013, 11:04.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #22
      Concrete sections on motorways - That horrible drumming noise as you go over the joints.

      Why can't they plough them up and/or lay proper nice quiet tarmac?
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #23
        Light grey trousers coupled with boxers without a front opening!

        The fold back after a pee is fraught with dribble danger!
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #24
          having four different coloured bins and four different bin lorries coming to empty em
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #25
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            Light grey trousers coupled with boxers without a front opening!

            The fold back after a pee is fraught with dribble danger!
            Remember, shake one, shake twice, shake three times and you are playing with yourself!
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
              Light grey trousers coupled with boxers without a front opening!

              The fold back after a pee is fraught with dribble danger!
              <cough>peni pads <cough>
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Not sure if this one is a] something I should admit or b] something that only applies to ladies: when you wear the same trousers 2 days on the trot and halfway through the second day, find yesterdays knickers bunched up near your ankles.
                Not just the ladeez, it's happened to me but usually it's a sock that gets stuck behind the knee.

                This mornings little annoyance was a completely flat car battery, I let my near 2yo boy play with all the buttons and switches in my car to keep him amused yesterday afternoon.

                My wife was only too happy to completely rearrange her day to accommodate. <- Wife
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Meetings for the sake of meetings. When you could actually be doing something.
                  WSS.

                  Back in permie days we had 9 o'clock Monday morning meetings.

                  These dragged on until lunchtime and all too often we'd only get to the canteen after all the good dishes were sold out.

                  Starting a fresh week by losing the will to live was not a good idea.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    - People who pronounce 'specifically' as 'pacifically'.
                    I had a colleague who did that. He couldn't get through a presentation without saying it at least 10 times.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #30
                      Scuffing of feet and people repeatedly sniffing ... argh!

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