Dzhokhar Tsarnaev still being alive this time tomorrow?
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I notice he hasn't posted in Nor's weekend thread so doubt he'll be doing much on Sunday. Well, not outside anyway.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostDzhokhar Tsarnaev still being alive this time tomorrow? -
100-1. It's the law of probability.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Feck me, you've got me laffing uncontrollably again. bastard.Originally posted by doodab View Post100-1. It's the law of probability.Hard Brexit now!
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High, the longer he is at large the less chance they have of finding him.Originally posted by Ruprect View PostDzhokhar Tsarnaev still being alive this time tomorrow?Comment
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He'll probably be in the last place they lookOriginally posted by proggy View PostHigh, the longer he is at large the less chance they have of finding him.
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50:50 He'll either be alive or dead. Simples. Just like Schrödinger's moggy.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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EitherOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind
Damn they've found me.
Or just a little further and I'll get away from them.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostEither
Damn they've found me.
Or just a little further and I'll get away from them.
no no no.
you are supposed to say 'a bullet'
or ' a bazooka'
lets try again
I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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