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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind
    Police bullet or, if he really is wearing a suicide vest as the police speculate, his pelvis.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      no no no.
      you are supposed to say 'a bullet'
      or ' a bazooka'

      lets try again





      I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind

      50,000volts
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        50,000volts
        heh heh
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          How feckin' crazy are his relatives?

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            no no no.
            you are supposed to say 'a bullet'
            or ' a bazooka'

            lets try again





            I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind
            The windscreen? No...his arse? Ah forgeddit
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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