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Ruprect replied

21 April 2013, 08:03
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

no no no.
you are supposed to say 'a bullet'
or ' a bazooka'

lets try again

I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind

The windscreen? No...his arse? Ah forgeddit
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minestrone replied

19 April 2013, 22:41
How feckin' crazy are his relatives?
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EternalOptimist replied

19 April 2013, 18:30
Originally posted by eek View Post

50,000volts

heh heh
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eek replied

19 April 2013, 18:28
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

no no no.
you are supposed to say 'a bullet'
or ' a bazooka'

lets try again

I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind

50,000volts
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bless 'em all replied

19 April 2013, 18:23
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind

Police bullet or, if he really is wearing a suicide vest as the police speculate, his pelvis.
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EternalOptimist replied

19 April 2013, 18:23
Originally posted by eek View Post

Either

Damn they've found me.

Or just a little further and I'll get away from them.

no no no.
you are supposed to say 'a bullet'
or ' a bazooka'

lets try again

I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind
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eek replied

19 April 2013, 18:16
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind

Either

Damn they've found me.

Or just a little further and I'll get away from them.
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EternalOptimist replied

19 April 2013, 18:09
I wonder what will be the last thing that goes through his mind
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NotAllThere replied

19 April 2013, 17:39
50:50 He'll either be alive or dead. Simples. Just like Schrödinger's moggy.
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oracleslave replied

19 April 2013, 16:01
Originally posted by proggy View Post

High, the longer he is at large the less chance they have of finding him.

He'll probably be in the last place they look
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proggy replied

19 April 2013, 15:46
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev still being alive this time tomorrow?

High, the longer he is at large the less chance they have of finding him.
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sasguru replied

19 April 2013, 15:39
Originally posted by doodab View Post

100-1. It's the law of probability.

Feck me, you've got me laffing uncontrollably again. bastard.
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doodab replied

19 April 2013, 15:37
100-1. It's the law of probability.
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Pondlife replied

19 April 2013, 14:35
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev still being alive this time tomorrow?

I notice he hasn't posted in Nor's weekend thread so doubt he'll be doing much on Sunday. Well, not outside anyway.
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19 April 2013, 14:25
What are the odds of..

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev still being alive this time tomorrow?
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