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I am going to install loads of Crank handles outside dole offices and job centres that can be turned by unemployed people. They will be attached to generators and I will then sell the power to National grid. Add in subsidies for "green power" and kerching
Hey, you can't just leech off other people's hard work - you're a recruitment agent .... oh
Two bowls of porridge a day: less than a pound a day.
Electricity: our grandparents didn't need it
Accommodation; you can sleep under the bridge, it's free.
Fags and booze: they're bad for you
Any extra money: you can steal.
See, problem solved. What are they moaning about?
<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!
Two bowls of porridge a day: less than a pound a day.
Electricity: our grandparents didn't need it
Accommodation; you can sleep under the bridge, it's free.
Fags and booze: they're bad for you
Any extra money: you can steal.
See, problem solved. What are they moaning about?
Booze especially special brew or hospital hand sanitizer helps you forget you are living under a bridge and you also gets rid of hunger.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR
Two bowls of porridge a day: less than a pound a day.
Electricity: our grandparents didn't need it
Accommodation; you can sleep under the bridge, it's free.
Fags and booze: they're bad for you
Any extra money: Moonlight as a recruitment agent.
See, problem solved. What are they moaning about?
FTFY
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone
I (honestly) don't know why home distillation has not taken off in this country.
Been watching that moonshiners on discovery quite a bit and it seems to be fairly easy to do.
The Ruskies seem to be quite keen on knocking up some bottles of 'tramp killer' in their spare time although it does kill about 15,000 of them each year.
It's illegal unless you have a license andf you can't get one if your still is rated below 180000 hectalitres?
You can get little machines that will do it. They are not illegal to own but are illegal to use. They also might be a bit expensive to run if you are on a pre-pay electric meter.
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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