Could you live on £7.50 a day?

[Zippy]

I have a friend who makes homebrew and sells it to friends, some of it is quite nice. Is that illegal?

Yep.

[DodgyAgent]

You can get little machines that will do it. They are not illegal to own but are illegal to use. They also might be a bit expensive to run if you are on a pre-pay electric meter.

Can you attach one to the Crank handles at the job centre?

[MyUserName]

Can you attach one to the Crank handles at the job centre?

[MyUserName]

Yep.

Oh dear ... I wonder if he would be interested in giving me a discount ....

[Zippy]

Can you attach one to the Crank handles at the job centre?

Yeah, that might work. Cheap booze for the downtrodden, overworked staff too!

[Bunk]

Yeah, that might work. Cheap booze for the downtrodden, overworked staff too!

You might be on to something here, we could call it Victory Gin

[DodgyAgent]

i think there is a real Plan B developing here

[Zippy]

i think there is a real Plan B developing here

I guess you want 45% (proof)?

[vetran]

I guess you want 45% (proof)?

and two references

[DodgyAgent]

and two references

You lot do know how to drive a hard bargain