Shouldn't you be drifting your jap Capri round Morrison's car park?
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Pathetic riposte to hide your lack of anything resembling a brain ...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostShouldn't you be drifting your jap Capri round Morrison's car park?
Hard Brexit now!
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0°C here and snowing white fluffy things.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Drove down from home to work this morning. A7 in Scottish Borders was covered in snow, not ploughed or gritted. It was very icy going up Shap, and snowing heavily going down on the other side. Boss sent a message asking if I was coming in today. I considered several answers, but settled on Soon.Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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NWP2C reporting from Radbroke Hall.
0 degrees and horizontal snow.
So windy it feels like your face will come off
snow looks like a tornado it is spinning around so fast
UK WEATHER IS WELL AND TRULY F****D
Roll on the autumn (after winter there is the rainy season incorrectly referred to as "summer")Comment
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******* cold, minus something or other and snowing on and off. Poxy ******* winters, wish I had taken that job in Bermuda when I had the chance :-(“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Intermittent snow flurries but sunny and very beautiful here... wonderful.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Is that all you can come up with? Some pointless crap?
A friend who lives here had to be evacuated by the fire dept. from their 19th century brownstone recently.
If you want to ignore the evidence all around you, carry on.
And what's with this snow in March?
I know you're a thick simpleton who struggled at school and therefore cannot do complexity, but even that is part of this abnormal, complex climactic behaviour we're seeing all around the world.
You remind me of one my acquantainces down the pub, who spouts the cliches against climate warming, and who always went regularly as clockwork to Florida for his holiday. He says he's going somewhere else this year because it's "got too hot", but he hasn't made the link yet.


That's because thickos don't make connections.Hard Brexit now!
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