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Friday's Caption Competition

28 February 2013, 20:45

"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
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28 February 2013, 21:03

I said bow, not bow.
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28 February 2013, 21:28

Permanently erect nips do come in handy.

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28 February 2013, 21:45

It's a good effort Derek, but you are going to need more padding to be really convincing.

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1 March 2013, 08:46

"Jeez girl, if only you had some norks for me to pin this to!"

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1 March 2013, 08:50

If the head of the UK Catholic church can do this so can I.

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1 March 2013, 09:14

"I can't pin this thing on, it's not like bleeding the radiators! Am I sure I'm cut out to be head of the monarchy?"

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1 March 2013, 09:15

"I'm sorry, I seem to have deflated your n0rks with this pin!"

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1 March 2013, 12:14

I am sorry dear, I appear to have punctured them....

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1 March 2013, 12:15

Here you go Mr Ennis.

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