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Friday's Caption Competition
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Here's your Lib Dem rosette......my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Ow! Tsssssss....Originally posted by Paddy View Post
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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"When I'm finished pinning this to you, I'm going to flip you over, plunge my queenly fist deep inside you and fishhook that pretty little mouth of yours with my free hand ennis"
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"Just smile and think of England"Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You would though. Me too.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOw! Tsssssss....Hard Brexit now!
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Would what? Let the Queen touch you up?Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou would though. Me too.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'm supposed to pin this on your left breast, where the fuq is it?Originally posted by Paddy View Post

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"Mitch was here"Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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"Philip! take off my dress, take off my wig and stop touching that lady's breasts"
Sent from my tweeting foot massager.B00med!Comment
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