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Advocate replied

1 March 2013, 15:24
Re: Friday's Caption Competition

"Philip! take off my dress, take off my wig and stop touching that lady's breasts"

Sent from my tweeting foot massager.
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DodgyAgent replied

1 March 2013, 15:16
"Mitch was here"
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SupremeSpod replied

1 March 2013, 15:15
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I'm supposed to pin this on your left breast, where the fuq is it?
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d000hg replied

1 March 2013, 15:01
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You would though. Me too.

Would what? Let the Queen touch you up?
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sasguru replied

1 March 2013, 14:47
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Ow! Tsssssss....

You would though. Me too.
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d000hg replied

1 March 2013, 14:43
"Just smile and think of England"
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OnceStonedRose replied

1 March 2013, 13:43
"When I'm finished pinning this to you, I'm going to flip you over, plunge my queenly fist deep inside you and fishhook that pretty little mouth of yours with my free hand ennis"

"Thank you maam"
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Mich the Tester replied

1 March 2013, 13:25
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Ow! Tsssssss....
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Lockhouse replied

1 March 2013, 13:23
Here's your Lib Dem rosette...
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ctdctd replied

1 March 2013, 12:17
Why isn't my cash card working?
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northernladuk replied

1 March 2013, 12:15
Here you go Mr Ennis.
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northernladuk replied

1 March 2013, 12:14
I am sorry dear, I appear to have punctured them....
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Alias replied

1 March 2013, 09:15
"I'm sorry, I seem to have deflated your n0rks with this pin!"
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Alias replied

1 March 2013, 09:14
"I can't pin this thing on, it's not like bleeding the radiators! Am I sure I'm cut out to be head of the monarchy?"
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d000hg replied

1 March 2013, 08:50
If the head of the UK Catholic church can do this so can I.
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