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    #81
    Well you're on familiar territory

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      #82
      Originally posted by adubya View Post
      Well you're on familiar territory
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #83
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        These days with four kids, he'd need to have been on a grand a day for months to have a warchest larger than a match box.

        and that's no reflection on Suity, just that taxes and other living expenses in the UK are so scandalously high.
        Kids don't need to be expensive... an extra £10 each a week on your groceries. They'll thank you for it when they're older.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #84
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Kids don't need to be expensive... an extra £10 each a week on your groceries. They'll thank you for it when they're older.
          You don't have any?

          At a very basic level, even if you dress them in hand-me-downs, wash their (hand-me-down) nappies by hand and let them play with cardboard boxes, you either lose one paypacket, or pay for childcare which is a tad more than a tenner a week.

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            #85
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            You don't have any?

            At a very basic level, even if you dress them in hand-me-downs, wash their (hand-me-down) nappies by hand and let them play with cardboard boxes, you either lose one paypacket, or pay for childcare which is a tad more than a tenner a week.
            Cupboard under the stairs, sack cloth and gruel. £5 a week max.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #86
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              You don't have any?

              At a very basic level, even if you dress them in hand-me-downs, wash their (hand-me-down) nappies by hand and let them play with cardboard boxes, you either lose one paypacket, or pay for childcare which is a tad more than a tenner a week.
              Don't be daft. Since when does a housewife have a wage packet to lose?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #87
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Don't be daft. Since when does a housewife have a wage packet to lose?
                'Housewife'? Bloody hell what decade do you live in?? I don't don't know any wife/mother who doesn't have a job of some kind.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Cupboard under the stairs, sack cloth and gruel. £5 a week max.
                  You've still got to pay for the soundproofing so the neighbours don't call social services.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Cupboard under the stairs, sack cloth and gruel. £5 a week max.
                    WHS, except I think they should be earning a tenner a week minimum(or no visit from Santa next year)
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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      WHS, except I think they should be earning a tenner a week minimum(or no visit from Santa next year)
                      Oakum picking, if they can do that in the dark.
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