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Originally posted by stek View PostShall I go to the light?....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThey chop a tree down in the garden, with a hand axe and a wood saw
and the next day they feel like they did three rounds with Mike Tyson.
It was so bad this morning that even my stiffy was stiff
'MRS EO. BRING ME A BEER'
ooo that hurt
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View Posta real contractor would have one of theseComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostA real contractor gets his groundsman to cut down the tree.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThey chop a tree down in the garden, with a hand axe and a wood saw
and the next day they feel like they did three rounds with Mike Tyson.
It was so bad this morning that even my stiffy was stiff
'MRS EO. BRING ME A BEER'
ooo that hurt
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYeah, but that just means you are MILF-likeComment
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostShould that be Mudskippers custom titlemerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostA real contractor gets his groundsman to cut down the tree.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostA real contractor gets his groundsman to cut down the tree.Originally posted by eek View PostIts cheaper to do a 50-50 split with the person cutting the tree.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostListen mate, I'm a permie and even I can afford lackies to do that kind of manual work.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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