Contractors know they are getting old when..

[SimonMac]

You go to a CUK bash, norrahe brings along her very cute colleague, and you discover he's younger than your son!

Yeah, but that just means you are MILF-like

[vetran]

Shall I go to the light?....

no turn the blasted thing off its costing a fortune for the electric!

[Troll]

They chop a tree down in the garden, with a hand axe and a wood saw


and the next day they feel like they did three rounds with Mike Tyson.

It was so bad this morning that even my stiffy was stiff


'MRS EO. BRING ME A BEER'

ooo that hurt

a real contractor would have one of these

[mudskipper]

a real contractor would have one of these

A real contractor gets his groundsman to cut down the tree.

[eek]

A real contractor gets his groundsman to cut down the tree.

Its cheaper to do a 50-50 split with the person cutting the tree.

[Mich the Tester]

They chop a tree down in the garden, with a hand axe and a wood saw


and the next day they feel like they did three rounds with Mike Tyson.

It was so bad this morning that even my stiffy was stiff


'MRS EO. BRING ME A BEER'

ooo that hurt

Listen mate, I'm a permie and even I can afford lackies to do that kind of manual work.

[BA to the Stars]

Yeah, but that just means you are MILF-like

Should that be Mudskippers custom title

[eek]

Should that be Mudskippers custom title

You'll regret that when she changes her avatar to

[MyUserName]

A real contractor gets his groundsman to cut down the tree.

A real contractor would buy a different mansion with the tree in the right place and then lease his old one out to other contractors as a reserve where you can hunt recruitment agents.

[Troll]

A real contractor gets his groundsman to cut down the tree.

Its cheaper to do a 50-50 split with the person cutting the tree.

Listen mate, I'm a permie and even I can afford lackies to do that kind of manual work.

You're all looking at this the wrong way, to save money on expensive gym memberships you need to be doing a bit of physical around the house (and horizontal gymnastics doesn't count btw) - double bubble of keeping fit and not paying a tradesman