Contractors know they are getting old when..

[EternalOptimist]

They chop a tree down in the garden, with a hand axe and a wood saw


and the next day they feel like they did three rounds with Mike Tyson.

It was so bad this morning that even my stiffy was stiff


'MRS EO. BRING ME A BEER'

ooo that hurt

[stek]

I know I'm old, spent this morning in Leeds General Infirmary, heart went dickey again, nothing serious as it happens but basically it does put the wind up you a bit, thought I was a goner, really prepared myself for it.....

What a pouff I am...

I love everyone, even NLUK and MF's sockies.....

[BrilloPad]

... EO and Zeity look young.

[stek]

I know I'm old, spent this morning in Leeds General Infirmary, heart went dickey again, nothing serious as it happens but basically it does put the wind up you a bit, thought I was a goner, really prepared myself for it.....

What a pouff I am...

I love everyone, even NLUK and MF's sockies.....

Shall I go to the light?....

[EternalOptimist]

Shall I go to the light?....

fight it

[escapeUK]

Shall I go to the light?....

Come back as a vampire.

[Troll]

I know I'm old, spent this morning in Leeds General Infirmary, heart went dickey again, nothing serious as it happens but basically it does put the wind up you a bit, thought I was a goner, really prepared myself for it.....

What a pouff I am...

I love everyone, even NLUK and MF's sockies.....

Did you make peace with your God during your fright? or did you just say fook it

[stek]

Contractors know they are getting old when..

Said fook it basically!

[Zippy]

The moderators start looking younger

[mudskipper]

You go to a CUK bash, norrahe brings along her very cute colleague, and you discover he's younger than your son!