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When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?
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Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post£35 a
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBe careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.Comment
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Well that is 11 seconds she won't get back!!Originally posted by Robinho View PostAlready did it on your mum's face last night.
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Shhhh, you'll upset Dodgy.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIt's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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I'm not sure you can simply camp out in the waiting room in your stained underwear surrounded by scag mags and walloping out into a test tube all day. I think you have to have a few days break to allow the wrigglers to form again, otherwise you're simply donating the low yield, low value proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase, lipids and aromatic Kleenex oils.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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come on then baby , give us a rub'n'a'tug
you can keep the 35£ though, I dont need the money
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First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Plus in Doogies case, 1 sperm per millilitre is considered a little low, especially when it's floating on it's back at the top.Originally posted by doodab View PostFirst one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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