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When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?

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    When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?

    £35 a

    Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

    Sperm donation - HFEA

    #2
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    £35 a
    Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.
      It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.

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        #4
        Already did it on your mum's face last night.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Robinho View Post
          Already did it on your mum's face last night.
          Well that is 11 seconds she won't get back!!

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.
            Shhhh, you'll upset Dodgy.
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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              £35 a

              Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

              Sperm donation - HFEA
              I'm not sure you can simply camp out in the waiting room in your stained underwear surrounded by scag mags and walloping out into a test tube all day. I think you have to have a few days break to allow the wrigglers to form again, otherwise you're simply donating the low yield, low value proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase, lipids and aromatic Kleenex oils.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                come on then baby , give us a rub'n'a'tug

                you can keep the 35£ though, I dont need the money



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                  #9
                  When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?
                  First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.
                    Plus in Doogies case, 1 sperm per millilitre is considered a little low, especially when it's floating on it's back at the top.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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