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Previously on "When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?"
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Ageist I tell you, us oldies have so much to give!Sperm donors should be aged between 18 and 41 years. Current professional guidelines recommend that sperm should not be taken from donors aged 41 or over.
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I will only donate if I can take along my collection of steam train mags to get me going.
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Plus in Doogies case, 1 sperm per millilitre is considered a little low, especially when it's floating on it's back at the top.Originally posted by doodab View PostFirst one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.
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First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?
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come on then baby , give us a rub'n'a'tug
you can keep the 35£ though, I dont need the money
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I'm not sure you can simply camp out in the waiting room in your stained underwear surrounded by scag mags and walloping out into a test tube all day. I think you have to have a few days break to allow the wrigglers to form again, otherwise you're simply donating the low yield, low value proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase, lipids and aromatic Kleenex oils.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
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It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBe careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.
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Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post£35 a
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When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?
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