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Previously on "When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    £35 a

    Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

    Sperm donation - HFEA
    Blimey, you could make money hand over fist!

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  • vetran
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    Sperm donors should be aged between 18 and 41 years. Current professional guidelines recommend that sperm should not be taken from donors aged 41 or over.
    Ageist I tell you, us oldies have so much to give!

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  • kingcook
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    £35 a

    Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.
    I once PAID £35 to donate some sperm. Can't remember the girl's name though. But she did have blonde hair and massive norks.

    Best £35 i ever spent.

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  • BrilloPad
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    I will only donate if I can take along my collection of steam train mags to get me going.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.
    Plus in Doogies case, 1 sperm per millilitre is considered a little low, especially when it's floating on it's back at the top.

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  • doodab
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    When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?
    First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    come on then baby , give us a rub'n'a'tug

    you can keep the 35£ though, I dont need the money



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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    £35 a

    Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

    Sperm donation - HFEA
    I'm not sure you can simply camp out in the waiting room in your stained underwear surrounded by scag mags and walloping out into a test tube all day. I think you have to have a few days break to allow the wrigglers to form again, otherwise you're simply donating the low yield, low value proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase, lipids and aromatic Kleenex oils.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.
    Shhhh, you'll upset Dodgy.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Robinho View Post
    Already did it on your mum's face last night.
    Well that is 11 seconds she won't get back!!

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  • Robinho
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    Already did it on your mum's face last night.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.
    It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    £35 a
    Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.

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  • When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?

    £35 a

    Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

    Sperm donation - HFEA

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