When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?

[SimonMac]

£35 a

Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

Sperm donation - HFEA

Blimey, you could make money hand over fist!

[vetran]

Sperm donors should be aged between 18 and 41 years. Current professional guidelines recommend that sperm should not be taken from donors aged 41 or over.

Ageist I tell you, us oldies have so much to give!

[kingcook]

£35 a

Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

I once PAID £35 to donate some sperm. Can't remember the girl's name though. But she did have blonde hair and massive norks.

Best £35 i ever spent.

[BrilloPad]

I will only donate if I can take along my collection of steam train mags to get me going.

[MarillionFan]

First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.

Plus in Doogies case, 1 sperm per millilitre is considered a little low, especially when it's floating on it's back at the top.

[doodab]

When do you become desperate enough to donate sperm?

First one has to find someone desperate enough to accept a donation.

[EternalOptimist]

come on then baby , give us a rub'n'a'tug

you can keep the 35£ though, I dont need the money

[hyperD]

£35 a

Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

Sperm donation - HFEA

I'm not sure you can simply camp out in the waiting room in your stained underwear surrounded by scag mags and walloping out into a test tube all day. I think you have to have a few days break to allow the wrigglers to form again, otherwise you're simply donating the low yield, low value proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase, lipids and aromatic Kleenex oils.

[Zippy]

It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.

Shhhh, you'll upset Dodgy.

[shaunbhoy]

Already did it on your mum's face last night.

Well that is 11 seconds she won't get back!!

[Robinho]

Already did it on your mum's face last night.

[mudskipper]

Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.

It's OK - I don't want a cut. They can go direct.

[Mich the Tester]

£35 a

Be careful there; you'll have most of CUK at your door before long.

[mudskipper]

£35 a

Would help keep the warchest topped up in difficult times.

Sperm donation - HFEA