Lion in Essex

[NickFitz]

Supposedly: BBC News - Police investigate 'lion' spotted in a field in Essex

[MadDawg]

Supposedly: BBC News - Police investigate 'lion' spotted in a field in Essex

I thought that was another stackoverflow question

[northernladuk]

Time to get the catapult and some marbles to whip it in to a froth before the police get there. Good evenings entertainment for sure.

[mudskipper]

Reminds me of the tiger in Hampshire

[MarillionFan]

or the tiger_of_Luton

[EternalOptimist]

plod:anyone who sees the animal is advised to dial 999

EO:anyone who sees the animal is advised to turn around and run like fck

[northernladuk]

Two men are walking through Essex. Suddenly, they see a lion in the distance, running towards them. They turn and start running away. But then one of them stops, takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting the on.

'What are you doing?' says the other man. 'Do you think you will run faster than the lion with those?'
'I don't have to run faster than the lion,' he says. 'I just have to run faster than you.'


Boom boom

[MarillionFan]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe. They both proceed to drink and after a while they order the same again. They continue all night, ordering the same drinks, drinking them and ordering another load untill suddenly the giraffe falls off his stool and lies unconscious on the floor. The man gets up of his stool and heads for the door, The barman shouts at him as he heads out the door ‘You can’t leave that lyin’ ‘ere!’ to which the man replies, ‘Its not a lion its a giraffe!

I thank you

[mudskipper]

Reading has got a new lion - a partner for Kinglsey called Queensley.

[MarillionFan]

Is it a Lion you might see in Kenya?