Originally posted by Gentile
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Lion in Essex
Collapse
X
-
-
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postraarr
Did you mean RRRRROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRComment
-
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you were born with the lions
and you roar like one too
raarrr
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
These jokes about the Essex Lion are inappropriate. Lions are dangerous. At least no one's hurt, that's the mane thing..Comment
-
Q. Why don't lion's like fast food?
A. Because they can't catch it.
....and, em, that's why they don't like it you see. Because it's too fast, etc.
_________Comment
-
Originally posted by Gentile View PostQ. Why don't lion's like fast food?
A. Because they can't catch it.
....and, em, that's why they don't like it you see. Because it's too fast, etc.
_________
Listen darlin
I tell the bad jokes around here
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
Listen darlin
I tell the bad jokes around here
Some people get violent when they're tipsy, others emotional. I tell crap jokes.
Speaking of which,
Q. Why did the lion lose at poker?
A. He was playing with cheetahs.
____________Comment
-
Originally posted by Gentile View PostI tell the bad jokes when I've been drinking.
Some people get violent when they're tipsy, others emotional. I tell crap jokes.
Speaking of which,
Q. Why did the lion lose at poker?
A. He was playing with cheetahs.
____________(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostComment
-
Originally posted by Gentile View PostDo you really want to see if I run out of lion jokes before you run out of '' smileys?
you will be sorry.
This lion gets his dinner nicked by a tiger. He's whinging by the water hole and this big hyena says, 'I hate that tiger. why dont we jump him together ? we'll kill him'
so they lay an ambush.
The hyena jumps out, and the tiger batters him. eats one of his legs and ears. The lion does nothing and sneaks away half way through the fight.
next day, the lion turns up at the waterhole, and walks over to the half eaten hyena
'Oh, here he comes. King of the fckng jungle my @rse. where were YOU yesterday?'
'well, you were laughing so much, I thought you were winning'
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- How much tax to pay HMRC on cryptocurrency? Yesterday 10:00
- Life Insurance services Jan 15 10:21
- Relevant Life Insurance Services Jan 15 10:08
- Will umbrella company regulation spark mergers and acquisitions? Jan 15 09:24
- Critical Illness Insurance for Contractors: Protect Yourself When It Matters Most Jan 14 16:26
- Relevant Life Insurance for Contractors with a Limited Company Jan 14 16:14
- Life Insurance for Contractors: Why it’s Essential Jan 14 16:09
- Guide to Income Protection Insurance for Contractors Jan 14 16:00
- Treasury minister told six actions can save contractor umbrella sector from ‘existential’ crisis Jan 14 09:40
- Critical Illness Services Jan 13 16:41
Comment