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    #31
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.
    Your belt, not someone else's
    Coffee's for closers

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      #32
      Probably he should stop growing his chest hair to his waist.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.
        Saggy moobs?

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          #34
          I usually relieve this boredom by playing games
          Last edited by ChimpMaster; 24 September 2014, 15:05.

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            #35
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            Saggy moobs?
            You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k2p2 again.
            Anti-bedwetting advice

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              #36
              Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
              I usually relieve this boredom by playing games with women on Kik. Games that often include the words "now your turn"
              WTF is kik?
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #37
                According to Google ....

                "Kik Messenger is the totally free, crazy-fast cross-platform messenger app that connects you to your friends in real-time."

                Seems like a pedo's playground
                Anti-bedwetting advice

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  WTF is kik?
                  Kik Messenger - Texting for Smartphones

                  Bit like Whatsapp.

                  Best to sign up as an anonymous user and then away you go. Let me know when you're ready

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
                    Kik Messenger - Texting for Smartphones

                    Bit like Whatsapp.

                    Best to sign up as an anonymous user and then away you go. Let me know when you're ready
                    What the.....what on earth is the bloody point?
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #40
                      I'm so bored I've taken to answering random numpty questions on StackOverflow.

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