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You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended). -
Has he clamped your car?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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A contradiction in terms surely?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit vs IT bloke 's parts in my mouth.Comment
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That made me snort with laughter.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.
Yes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYou have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).
No. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.Originally posted by doomage View PostHas he clamped your car?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Try using tissues.Originally posted by Gibbon View PostTrouble is:
I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.
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See, I was doing ok with the shoes and now you do this!!!!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Not in California.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostA contradiction in terms surely?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Thick but nice to look at? It's very commonOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.Coffee's for closersComment
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Does it rhyme with ripple?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.Comment
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