Bored at Work

[mudskipper]

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).

[doomage]

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

Has he clamped your car?

[KentPhilip]

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit vs IT bloke 's parts in my mouth.

A contradiction in terms surely?

[MaryPoppins]

You should stop being such a shy wallflower, it's really hard to know what you are thinking.

That made me snort with laughter.

You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).

Yes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.

Has he clamped your car?

No. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.

[BrilloPad]

Trouble is:

I then think about women
Then pretty women
Then pretty naked women
Then pretty naked women crouching 'like a lioness on a cheesegrater'
Then the old spartan walking stick pops
Then I'm stuck at my desk bored and frustrated!

Try using tissues.

HTH

[northernladuk]

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

[Gibbon]

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

See, I was doing ok with the shoes and now you do this!!!!

[d000hg]

A contradiction in terms surely?

Not in California.

[Spacecadet]

Yes, one. He's one of those support people who come out and tell you to turn your machine off then on again. Looks a bit thick, but is nice to look at. Tis rare though innit.

Thick but nice to look at? It's very common

[BrilloPad]

No. But he could clamp my...nah I dunno where I was going with that.

Does it rhyme with ripple?