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    #41
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    make use of the lockable cubicles and the browser on your smartphone (just remember to turn the sound down if you're streaming video)
    Do you know me? It can't have been a pretty sight, luckily I was on a weeks notice!
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #42
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.
      Imagining is OK, but I'm afraid I'm married dear.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #43
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Imagining is OK, but I'm afraid I'm married dear.
        You really have no idea, do you?

        Marvellous.
        I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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          #44
          Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
          You really have no idea, do you?
          That I'm fit? No, that's news to me.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #45
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).


            I do have a personality. :P
            Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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