Bored at Work

[MaryPoppins]

Thick but nice to look at? It's very common

Aye, sadly. Generally I much prefer it the other way round, but for an ogle or a one off then it's Ok by me.

[MaryPoppins]

Does it rhyme with ripple?

Yeah, good call.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

You mean you fired off a crackshot whilst seated at your desk?

[Spacecadet]

You mean you fired off a crackshot whilst seated at your desk?

Thats the ticket

[EternalOptimist]

It's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?

[louie]

It's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?

Point it up and tuck into your belt, make sure the head doesn't popout though, might be considered a bit odd.

[BrilloPad]

It's easy to hide the fact that you 'nipped up', just by saying 'oohh its cold in here' or by cupping ones hands over ones boobies
but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?

Most guys are not going to be looking so no worries....

[DodgyAccountant]

but how does a guy disguise a two inch raging monster trying to burst out of his kecks ?

Show off.

[FiveTimes]

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

A fit IT blokes part - you mean his magic screwdriver

[sasguru]

Point it up and tuck into your belt, make sure the head doesn't popout though, might be considered a bit odd.

That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.